best commercial on tv right meow
hmmm…bitches love dudes with tattoos.
soo…tattoos ya say?
-“only low class people get it”
SO! tattoos…bad ass, manly, america. The three words i strive for being a cuban chinese short man. its a ruff lyf3.
SO i’ve been wanting a tattoo for a while, my parents no tattoos (as far as i know)…aka no one has a tattoo in my fam fam besides my brother.
I wanted a tattoo when i was a reading harry potter, i wanted a death eater tattoo, then i wanted a deathly hallow tattoo a year later, then i wanted the lost numbers 4,8, bla bla bla on my arm, then i wanted a winter is coming tattoo, see where im going. I am a growing lil dude, im not into a single thing. which is why i don’t have my whole body tattooed so i look like a 7 year olds sticker book. ANd in the end my goal is to have a gnarly job with suits and shit.
my life isn’t constant, im not consistent, noones’ is until your dead, cause noone will care besides the bugs. I make up for doing dumb shit in another way, not saying getting a tattoo is dumb but im not in a rush, ….i can buy a poster of your barbwire design around your arm….#tattoos are fucking dumb ass hole.
SO! ladies and Gentlemen,
Today i heard a little rumor ” Did you Hear Tebow went to the Patriots “
-BULLSHIT…noway fucking dumb move by the patriots
(this was my NYJET defense mechanism popping up in my head)
Then i thought belichick ….Brady …. New England’s Big FOot magical powers?!
no! it cant be!!!!!!
There going to make Tebow an NFL football player and rape the jets 2 times a year. Tebow and his Chode body isnt a Quarterback, and he wants to be…Just like i wanna be a unicorn or a porn filmers camera lens. But Belichick is a fat bastard that dont take no shit from anybody and if he wasnt rex’s top nemisist id love this dude, cause he be BALLLLLLLIN. he cheats, he steals (ex jets and makes them gr8), and hes probably got a hot wife…or daughter. #FACT. Just like the world were all out to get me, so TEBOW come fuck me. I bought your goddamn jersey at sport’s authority for 50% off cause i’d thought ITD BE FUNNY! cause you would never play in the NFL again …now you are ruining my joke/life.
Fucking Fuck …guys imma be cranky for the next 2-4 years.
CURRENT STATUS of “my teams”
-New york Jets: joke, circus nothing nothing nothing just make the headlines
-New york Rangers: ehhhh blow job, but no completion
-New york Mets: who? oh that place that has shake shack in it
Guys remember this shit??? that little dog on the right had the most annoying voice
….hated this show
good stuff check it
Kinda really Excited
DONT TOUCH MY BOOTY ..BITCH
So ….Theres this big thing on facebook where you change your profile pic to an equal sign… #SOHOTrightNOW
SO heres a better picture to make your PRO FILE PIC #GetTheBitches ….#TheDudes
Who Gives a shit if Gays Get Married?
…Want to be Miserable like everybody else & Get Married…
-Frank (sunny if Philly)
- Adam Chadwick Bieber
Throwback : 20 Years Ago?
HINT: They ride vacuum Cleaners (did you know vacuum was spelled vacUUm ? thanks spell check)
One of my faves
….WEIRD THey got a blonde horse to play a witch…OH #90’s! (all laugh together)
Limp Bizkit COMEBACK?….uhhh i’ve been seeing more and more kids wearing JNCO jeans so anything is possible. Oh yeah and Lil WAYNE IS ON THIS TRACK…(high pitch voice) WHAaaaaaaT???!
Uhh this is the world i wanna live in ….adam’s WETDREAM
SADDLY !!!!! throwback it happened “20 Years Ago” must come to an end
and what better way to end it with a classic!!!
From Wayne’s World, to It’s Pat, SNL Movies are always
good THROWBACK: 20 Years AGO
i will never look at an eggplant the same way ( i work at a grocery store so….) watch if you wanna know