Adam Chadwick R Bieber The First

Hello my name is Adam, I'm a Goofy lil dud. and this is what i find funny. Some of this material might be Offensive ...so RATED - R.


THIS BLOG IS POLITiCALLY INCORRECT (note taken)

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best commercial on tv right meow

Tattoos?

hmmm…bitches love dudes with tattoos.

soo…tattoos ya say?

-permanent

-“only low class people get it”

-trendy

-saggy @50

SO! tattoos…bad ass, manly, america. The three words i strive for being a cuban chinese short man. its a ruff lyf3.

SO i’ve been wanting a tattoo for a while, my parents no tattoos (as far as i know)…aka no one has a tattoo in my fam fam besides my brother. 

Dear Diary,

      I wanted a tattoo when i was a reading harry potter, i wanted a death eater tattoo, then i wanted a deathly hallow tattoo a year later, then i wanted the lost numbers 4,8, bla bla bla on my arm, then i wanted a winter is coming tattoo, see where im going. I am a growing lil dude, im not into a single thing. which is why i don’t have my whole body tattooed so i look like a 7 year olds sticker book. ANd in the end my goal is to have a gnarly job with suits and shit.

love,

doug funny.

my life isn’t constant, im not consistent, noones’ is until your dead, cause noone will care besides the bugs. I make up for doing dumb shit in another way, not saying getting a tattoo is dumb but im not in a rush, ….i can buy a poster of your barbwire design around your arm….#tattoos are fucking dumb ass hole. 

TEBOW GOES TO PATRIOTS

SO! ladies and Gentlemen,

Today i heard a little rumor ” Did you Hear Tebow went to the Patriots “ 

-BULLSHIT…noway fucking dumb move by the patriots 

(this was my NYJET defense mechanism popping up in my head)

Then i thought belichick ….Brady …. New England’s Big FOot magical powers?!

no! it cant be!!!!!!

There going to make Tebow an NFL football player and rape the jets 2 times a year. Tebow and his Chode body isnt a Quarterback, and he wants to be…Just like i wanna be a unicorn or a porn filmers camera lens. But Belichick is a fat bastard that dont take no shit from anybody and if he wasnt rex’s top nemisist id love this dude, cause he be BALLLLLLLIN. he cheats, he steals (ex jets and makes them gr8), and hes probably got a hot wife…or daughter. #FACT. Just like the world were all out to get me, so TEBOW come fuck me. I bought your goddamn jersey at sport’s authority for 50% off cause i’d thought ITD BE FUNNY! cause you would never play in the NFL again …now you are ruining my joke/life. 

Fucking Fuck …guys imma be cranky for the next 2-4 years. 

CURRENT STATUS  of “my teams”

-New york Jets: joke, circus nothing nothing nothing just make the headlines

-New york Rangers: ehhhh blow job, but no completion

-New york Mets: who? oh that place that has shake shack in it

CATDOG? & Friends

Guys remember this shit??? that little dog on the right had the most annoying voice

….hated this show

good stuff check it

Kinda really Excited


DONT TOUCH MY BOOTY ..BITCH

Holy TITS kim
Preggo TITTOS

Holy TITS kim

Preggo TITTOS

So ….Theres this big thing on facebook where you change your profile pic to an equal sign… #SOHOTrightNOW

SO heres a better picture to make your PRO FILE PIC #GetTheBitches ….#TheDudes



Who Gives a shit if Gays Get Married?
…Want to be Miserable like everybody else & Get Married… 
-Frank (sunny if Philly) 
       - Adam Chadwick Bieber

So ….Theres this big thing on facebook where you change your profile pic to an equal sign… #SOHOTrightNOW

SO heres a better picture to make your PRO FILE PIC #GetTheBitches ….#TheDudes

Who Gives a shit if Gays Get Married?
…Want to be Miserable like everybody else & Get Married…
-Frank (sunny if Philly)
- Adam Chadwick Bieber

AHAHA like i laughed when i saw this..

AHAHA like i laughed when i saw this..

Throwback : 20 Years Ago?
HINT: They ride vacuum Cleaners (did you know vacuum was spelled vacUUm ? thanks spell check)
One of my faves
HOCUS POCUS

….WEIRD THey got a blonde horse to play a witch…OH #90’s!  (all laugh together)

Throwback : 20 Years Ago?

HINT: They ride vacuum Cleaners (did you know vacuum was spelled vacUUm ? thanks spell check)

One of my faves

HOCUS POCUS


….WEIRD THey got a blonde horse to play a witch…OH #90’s!  (all laugh together)

Limp Bizkit COMEBACK?….uhhh i’ve been seeing more and more kids wearing JNCO jeans so anything is possible. Oh yeah and Lil WAYNE IS ON THIS TRACK…(high pitch voice) WHAaaaaaaT???! Uhh this is the world i wanna live in ….adam’s WETDREAM

THROW BACK: 20 years ago

MRS. DoubtFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

THROW BACK: 20 years ago

MRS. DoubtFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

SADDLY !!!!! throwback it happened “20 Years Ago” must come to an end
and what better way to end it with a classic!!!
From Wayne’s World, to It’s Pat, SNL Movies are always good
THROWBACK: 20 Years AGO 
CONEHEADS!!!!!!!
i will never look at an eggplant the same way ( i work at a grocery store so….)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBYPLF0jDS0
watch if you wanna know

SADDLY !!!!! throwback it happened “20 Years Ago” must come to an end

and what better way to end it with a classic!!!

From Wayne’s World, to It’s Pat, SNL Movies are always good


THROWBACK: 20 Years AGO 

CONEHEADS!!!!!!!

i will never look at an eggplant the same way ( i work at a grocery store so….)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBYPLF0jDS0

watch if you wanna know