Adam Chadwick R Bieber The First

Hello my name is Adam, I'm a Goofy lil dud. and this is what i find funny. Some of this material might be Offensive ...so RATED - R.


THIS BLOG IS POLITiCALLY INCORRECT (note taken)

ahahahaha yoooooooo

best commercial on tv right meow

Tattoos?

hmmm…bitches love dudes with tattoos.

soo…tattoos ya say?

-permanent

-“only low class people get it”

-trendy

-saggy @50

SO! tattoos…bad ass, manly, america. The three words i strive for being a cuban chinese short man. its a ruff lyf3.

SO i’ve been wanting a tattoo for a while, my parents no tattoos (as far as i know)…aka no one has a tattoo in my fam fam besides my brother. 

Dear Diary,

      I wanted a tattoo when i was a reading harry potter, i wanted a death eater tattoo, then i wanted a deathly hallow tattoo a year later, then i wanted the lost numbers 4,8, bla bla bla on my arm, then i wanted a winter is coming tattoo, see where im going. I am a growing lil dude, im not into a single thing. which is why i don’t have my whole body tattooed so i look like a 7 year olds sticker book. ANd in the end my goal is to have a gnarly job with suits and shit.

love,

doug funny.

my life isn’t constant, im not consistent, noones’ is until your dead, cause noone will care besides the bugs. I make up for doing dumb shit in another way, not saying getting a tattoo is dumb but im not in a rush, ….i can buy a poster of your barbwire design around your arm….#tattoos are fucking dumb ass hole. 

TEBOW GOES TO PATRIOTS

SO! ladies and Gentlemen,

Today i heard a little rumor ” Did you Hear Tebow went to the Patriots “ 

-BULLSHIT…noway fucking dumb move by the patriots 

(this was my NYJET defense mechanism popping up in my head)

Then i thought belichick ….Brady …. New England’s Big FOot magical powers?!

no! it cant be!!!!!!

There going to make Tebow an NFL football player and rape the jets 2 times a year. Tebow and his Chode body isnt a Quarterback, and he wants to be…Just like i wanna be a unicorn or a porn filmers camera lens. But Belichick is a fat bastard that dont take no shit from anybody and if he wasnt rex’s top nemisist id love this dude, cause he be BALLLLLLLIN. he cheats, he steals (ex jets and makes them gr8), and hes probably got a hot wife…or daughter. #FACT. Just like the world were all out to get me, so TEBOW come fuck me. I bought your goddamn jersey at sport’s authority for 50% off cause i’d thought ITD BE FUNNY! cause you would never play in the NFL again …now you are ruining my joke/life. 

Fucking Fuck …guys imma be cranky for the next 2-4 years. 

CURRENT STATUS  of “my teams”

-New york Jets: joke, circus nothing nothing nothing just make the headlines

-New york Rangers: ehhhh blow job, but no completion

-New york Mets: who? oh that place that has shake shack in it

CATDOG? & Friends

Guys remember this shit??? that little dog on the right had the most annoying voice

….hated this show

Umm this song is gnar and Trump as fugg …check it 

its about dead people and stuff 

(Source: Spotify)

Adam Says….Hey Jelousy

Kardashians …there i said it

yall bitches be like MOOHOO why do you even like the KARDASHIANS …like why are they famous?


1. they are famous because you talk about “why are they famous”

2. Sextape….ehhh not really if you call looking at ray Jay’s bodacious lips while he pounds a fluffy ...

3. Last reason there famous ..boobs.… TITS&ASS

….Plus there personalities are better than yalls and there life is betta than yalls…i can teach you but

good stuff check it

thedailywhat:

Introducing the New $100 Bill
Ben Franklin’s $100 bill is getting a makeover this coming October with some brand new security features to help deter counterfeiters, including a 3D security ribbon that is woven into the paper with animated and color-shifting watermarks. For instance, if you were to examine an authentic, new $100 banknote, you’ll notice a color-changing bell hidden inside the inkwell (located to Franklin’s right side) that turns from copper to green as the bill shifts. Want to see the bill in action? Head over to NewMoney.gov for an interactive look at this high-tech bill.

MR KRABS

thedailywhat:

Introducing the New $100 Bill

Ben Franklin’s $100 bill is getting a makeover this coming October with some brand new security features to help deter counterfeiters, including a 3D security ribbon that is woven into the paper with animated and color-shifting watermarks. For instance, if you were to examine an authentic, new $100 banknote, you’ll notice a color-changing bell hidden inside the inkwell (located to Franklin’s right side) that turns from copper to green as the bill shifts. Want to see the bill in action? Head over to NewMoney.gov for an interactive look at this high-tech bill.

MR KRABS

Some Girls Try Too Hard…

Dear Dairy,…

Dear Diary,

   Back in the days of CD’s when i wasn’t hangin’ out listening to hanson and michael jackson cassettte tapes through my hand me down cd/cassette/radio stereo speaker player. I listened/constantly stole my brother’s CD over and over again…besides WWF intro song cd’s.  ENEMA OF THE STATE …by BLINK-182 (1999). Now that i’m 23 this CD finally makes sense lyrically, i listen to music for music not the words, kinda weird right? …well apparently it is. I think the actual words being sung are the cherry ontop of the sundae of what is a  le song (french for song), not so important. 

factsandchicks:

When Will Ferrell met RHCP drummer Chad Smith (his look alike) he looked him up and down and said: “You’re very handsome,” and then walked away.
source

If you follow any blog it should be this one…plus will is my god

factsandchicks:

When Will Ferrell met RHCP drummer Chad Smith (his look alike) he looked him up and down and said: “You’re very handsome,” and then walked away.

source

If you follow any blog it should be this one…plus will is my god